Diva Girl- 6 years old, obsessed with any crap band or singer you can find on Radio one.
Evil Genius- 5 years old, knows more about TV remotes than is healthy. No interest in toys.
RNT- Raving Nutcase Teacher, was Diva Girl's teacher, now Evil Genuises. Useless, prone to crying to get own way when caught out being crap at her job. Not a fan of the Sensible Parent Minority.
The Old Crone- The ex-Head teacher at school. Also useless but in a senior position.
Orgasms For Jesus- the school govenor who thinks we are "that type of family" (for telling her she was a reprehensible waste of space). Wouldn't be surprised if she carried a tambourine around just to break out into some Jesus themed hymn at any moment.
The Sensible Parent Minority- sadly a small amount of parent's at the school who are not snooty, of false. Or idiotic.
The Faux-Snobby Parent Clique- So sad and full of bullshit, they may as well wear school uniforms. Prone to wearing badly fitting puffa coats and baggy arsed tracksuit bottoms.
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